Tuesday, December 28, 2010

bleeding so bad but you don't careee;

i cant put colour on my blogg. its so mad boring i feel very ashamed to make it public actually. LOL. Not like anyone reads it so I update just for the sake of having something to do when I come online besides check fb -.-
i think my ears are damaged..

I'm reaally feeling meh right now. :/

random train of thot now.
OK I simply must blog about this. was on the phone yesterday and talking about breaking down. BREAKING *DAWN. i didn't know, there's actually a 18 above one which is uncensored *horny smile.
raaaandomly thinking. since edward and bella do it, does edward have a sparkly you-know-what?

NANANANANANANANANANANA

I'm blogging cause I'm boredddddddddddd.
no one's online pffft.
I've got my phone. :)
thanks mom and dad.

it's going to be 2011 soon!
by far this year is reallyyy wracking.

all I can think about are my mistakes actually. :X
k lets get the worst over with.
Every girl has like this "condition" for guys.
like he must have broad shoulders, nice hands (ahem), likes Shakespeare, plays the guitar, knows how to sing, etc etc.
um, OH i'm pretty sure this condition is on every girls' list too (most girls HA HA).
the guy has to have a certain level of IQ. I mean obviously EQ is better than IQ but i beg to differ.
You wouldn't want a guy whose level of mathematics doesn't go beyond 2+2=4.

the guy cannot be stupid (insert your own definition of stupid), the guy HAS to understand sarcasm, can conduct conversations.. and yeah basically not be a dumb fuckwit lah.

and yes i broke tht rule. ._. fuck me.
big mistake.

HOLD YOUR FIRE GIRLS/GUYS! Don't shoot me for voicing my thoughts!
If you want a stupid guy you must be very stupid yourself :)
i might come across as being very jaded or smth. but c'mon.
every girl wants their guy to be able to SPELLS properly and at least use the capital letter, comma, at the right places, right?!?!
plus not camwhore more than the girlf does, does not use more beauty products than girl does, so on so forth.
y'know which guys i hate most?
players, duh.
oh, and people who bullshit you to the point of it being laughable. till the point of being insulting, even. like they're trying to insult your intelligence.
fucking funny.

scene#1
boy doesn't turn up for v important date. girlf is stood up. ho ho ho not happy.
boy does not bother giving explanation until girl asks.
"sorry, i had this massive stomachache (and then gives very detailed descriptions of how the pain was as if he expects sympathy), i had to go to the hospital and stuff"
inside girl is thinking "stomachache, cannot text me for 5 days? screw your mcb excuse."

scene#2
boy says he cannot sort out feelings for girl.
boy doesn't contact girl AT ALL for a very very long time. say, more thn 2 weeks?
girl v angry because thts not how you break up with someone. finally makes a public comment about it.
boy retaliates back with another public comment.
boy calls girl. boy acts dumb. boy talks in very angry tone w girl as if girl is in the wrong. boy tells girl this very 'believable" story as to why boy did not contact girl. to give you an idea of how "believable" it is, its as if alex rider said he was a teenage spy for MI5. YES, THAT "BELIEVABLE'. and then when girl tries her hardest to believe, boy forces her in this position. saying "ITS UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE OR NOT."
mega cibai -.-


hate bullshitters. -.- how stupid can they be to think that we will believe their stupid cock and bull story.
sigh. rant over. :''')

P.S. any similarities between the characters in aforementioned stories are purely coincidental.


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

omg imissyou. :/

I swear ah. coffee bean and all those are things i can only drink once a year.
i'll stick to nescafe, thanks.
freaking burn money weih. how people can afford to drink that stuff i rly cnt understand.
you owe me big time cuz i belanja u ;)


you won't even fight. and you have no initiative whatsoever.



zespri kiwis, you are the best thing, that's ever been miiine.


DUE DATEEE!!
atm cepat reload pleaseee? :)


pmr results better come out before xmas.
xmas xmas. sigh.



i feel like i've been wasting my time.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

IM A BLOODY BIG MESS INSIDE.

k so i was on the phone with sabby last night and guess what she said randomly.. like so out of the blue we were talking about emonemo stuff then she suddenly went "your blog damn epic weyh!" im like "huhhh!"
"fail weyh.. all white..."
-_-"""
Aahah. Lazy to change lah blogging for fun now. everyone's into tumblr nao. created one but so much nicer looking at other people's tumblr.


I feel very lonely niowwwwwwwww.
where'd you go? :/


super junior ahhhhh i want to shoot me so hypocrital.
***

definitely'll have a good nights sleep today. very tired.
my hair's all in pleats. kakak said "you wanna look like jaden smith ah?"
HAHA.
I want to dip my hair in paint and whip it all over the place ;)



k bai nonexistant readers!


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

.

fuckin' hell man

barney stinson.

is cute blarghahhah.

newayssssss.
i woke up early yesterday but mummy woke up late -.-
and sab i came at 8.30 btw.
was supposed to swim for an hour before playing tennis.
it rained so the court was wet but we still played for about 45minutes-ish?
hehehe i AM looking forward to another game ;)
thennn mummy fetched sab&me to curve. I didn't bring a student card so we went to songbox instead trolol.
first time karaoke-ing!
and HEY, i controlled myself. didn't splurge.. except on lunch. BUT, i was hungry. exercise mah.

huhu epic stuff. walking into ikea, then suddenly madeleine and sab went like. OMG. LOOK IN FRONT. All I saw was this couple feeding each other HAHA. Then. I SAW.
THETHETHE CIA AGENT AT THE TTDI LIBRARY AHHHAAHA.

i knew she would always be a part of our lives <3>
sighhhhhhhh.

shits this is the last proper holiday I'll have before havoc begins next year. I want to enjoy it.

stayed over at aunts place. :)

went over to cousin's house today. worked like a kakak. babysit baby niece. frankly i love babies. their cuteness and all. but i get a bit sick. :X


oh gosh. tomorrow izzz WEDNESDAY!
I wanna go over to sab's place again.

my stuff is still at aunts place. D:


oh and i hate blogger

Sunday, December 5, 2010

DONGHAE, SARANGHAE.

raping the reply button of sorry sorry.
love love loveeeeeee.


going out tomorrow. :)


stupid blog kenot change colour font wan. _|_

Saturday, December 4, 2010

SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYNIGGANIGGA[?]

ALEX SWEARS HE HEARD "LICKY LICKY" in the song HAHAHAHA.
I swear I never laughed so much for so long last night.
Laughed so hard my sides ached. sighhh:)
I need more replays of that ahahaha.

everything was great until I went up to bed sigh.
I just couldn't sleep. Dunno why man. So I used my handphone as a light and read finish my book. Insane right.
meh.


I want to freaking watch leilio popo now HAHAHAHAAHAHA.
shitshitshiiiit. think about it also want to laugh out loud.
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ohmygosh. first thing i saw when i logged on to fb this morning made me want to PUKEE ahh.
I doubt we were even as bad as that pls! -_-!!!
wtfug now i feel very embarassed ade.

does anyone besides me feel that facebook is boring?!
i think I'm beginning to "feel" the term "narcissistic" very strongly now.

erm, like facebook IS public and it IS for everyone to see but no one wants to see your red bra or know that you ate carbonara for dinner. -_-

"thank you to all my girls for helping me through this bad breakup from @ex's name! love you girls @about ten girls' names" (drama queen)
"oh no my period's here!! T_T" (TMI)
"oh no my anus hurts!! :(" (TMI)
"i baked cupcakes todayy.. :)))))" (horny smile)
"i'm hungry now... :(" (well wtf do you expect people to comment on your status?! GO EAT LA BISH -.-)
"my hair so nicez and swishies todayy!!!" (LOL)
"i bought body shop lotion today!!!" (OMG I LOVE BODY SHOP TOO!!! *Bimbo body slam)
"oh no my period stains were pinkk today?! :O" (TMI)
"hmm i think i should get a dress from forever21!! time to trash all the jeans away for some makeup? :)" (HA. HA. HA.)
"I LOVE SUPER JUNIOR SO MUCH!!!!" (k thats me)
"my bro slapped me today... he's such an asshole.. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!!" (*sniggers)
"sigh.. i dont give a shit about school anymore.. who cares about those projects? dun do also can get in college right? school sucks" (you sad child.. my heart just bleeds for you.)

LOLOL K IM GOING TOO FAR. i could go onnn and onnn and onnnnn. I'm sure everyone can.

STOPPPPP!!!!!


neways. not specifically referring to anyone in the above posts.
doesnt everyone have this urge of commenting =

"NO ONE BLOODY GIVES A FXCK, SO SHUT UP STOP SPAMMING MY HOMEPAGE WITH YOUR EMO SOB STORIES, IM GOING TO DELETE U NAO KBYE"


y'knowww. time for another serious cleanup of my friendlist.



SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I VERY DE ANGRY AH NOW
NOTHING
IS
LOADING

STUPID WEEKEND

I WANT TO LISTEN TO SORRY SORRY GAHGAH

back to the good ol' boredom killers.
xiaxue's blog and mlia.



smiling but we're close to tears.

you love our faces. you know you do. so irresistible. we all look retarded in it. but we're having fun.

Hahah. today was a good day. :)
I watched tangled and oh yeah it was good! and i splurged.. feelin v guilty now.
fxcking twenty bucks at the arcade with umi today!
yesh i veli nub ah. play the stupid motorcycle game. waste money summore crotch hurt fml.
aiyuh so fun leh. D:

and another double fml. -_- the subway buy one free one vouchers expired fugging yesterday.



i officially like K-pop nao. rofl.
bloody sorry sorry song is cemented in my head.
aiyuuuhh gu jun pyo so cute love love love.
i wish i were korean.

i veli bored ahhhhh. fxcking youtube loading so slow.

are you getting sick of me? cause i am.