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I'm blogging cause I'm boredddddddddddd.

no one's online pffft.

I've got my phone. :)

thanks mom and dad.

it's going to be 2011 soon!

by far this year is reallyyy wracking.

all I can think about are my mistakes actually. :X

k lets get the worst over with.

Every girl has like this "condition" for guys.

like he must have broad shoulders, nice hands (ahem), likes Shakespeare, plays the guitar, knows how to sing, etc etc.

um, OH i'm pretty sure this condition is on every girls' list too (most girls HA HA).

the guy has to have a certain level of IQ. I mean obviously EQ is better than IQ but i beg to differ.

You wouldn't want a guy whose level of mathematics doesn't go beyond 2+2=4.

the guy cannot be stupid (insert your own definition of stupid), the guy HAS to understand sarcasm, can conduct conversations.. and yeah basically not be a dumb fuckwit lah.

and yes i broke tht rule. ._. fuck me.

big mistake.

HOLD YOUR FIRE GIRLS/GUYS! Don't shoot me for voicing my thoughts!

If you want a stupid guy you must be very stupid yourself :)

i might come across as being very jaded or smth. but c'mon.

every girl wants their guy to be able to SPELLS properly and at least use the capital letter, comma, at the right places, right?!?!

plus not camwhore more than the girlf does, does not use more beauty products than girl does, so on so forth.

y'know which guys i hate most?

players, duh.

oh, and people who bullshit you to the point of it being laughable. till the point of being insulting, even. like they're trying to insult your intelligence.

fucking funny.

scene#1

boy doesn't turn up for v important date. girlf is stood up. ho ho ho not happy.

boy does not bother giving explanation until girl asks.

"sorry, i had this massive stomachache (and then gives very detailed descriptions of how the pain was as if he expects sympathy), i had to go to the hospital and stuff"

inside girl is thinking "stomachache, cannot text me for 5 days? screw your mcb excuse."

scene#2

boy says he cannot sort out feelings for girl.

boy doesn't contact girl AT ALL for a very very long time. say, more thn 2 weeks?

girl v angry because thts not how you break up with someone. finally makes a public comment about it.

boy retaliates back with another public comment.

boy calls girl. boy acts dumb. boy talks in very angry tone w girl as if girl is in the wrong. boy tells girl this very 'believable" story as to why boy did not contact girl. to give you an idea of how "believable" it is, its as if alex rider said he was a teenage spy for MI5. YES, THAT "BELIEVABLE'. and then when girl tries her hardest to believe, boy forces her in this position. saying "ITS UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE OR NOT."

mega cibai -.-

hate bullshitters. -.- how stupid can they be to think that we will believe their stupid cock and bull story.

sigh. rant over. :''')

P.S. any similarities between the characters in aforementioned stories are purely coincidental.